Tag Archives: March Break

Ten Things I’ll Never Do Again During March Break.

My shoulders are hunched ever so slightly. My head is swimming. My stomach feels like a volcano on the verge. Must be March Break…. Here then, are ten things The Hook will never do again during this unholiest of weeks. … Continue reading

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March Break Madness With The Yummy Mummy!

8:01 AM:  The lobby is still and void of activity – much like the mind of many a guest I shall encounter today, I imagine – and so I am left to my own devices. 9:01 AM:  The lobby remains … Continue reading

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A Visit To Becca and Miss Four Eyes. (And March Break Madness Has Truly Begun!)

Monday has fallen across the land, good ladies and gentle sirs – the “land” being Niagara Falls, of course – and this can mean only one thing: another March Break festival has begun. Pray for this humble chronicler as he: … Continue reading

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And So It Begins…

My day began as it always does: I stepped over the threshold of concrete and glass and pledged my allegiance to the Niagara Falls hospitality industry. For nine Earthly hours to be precise, although it should be noted that time … Continue reading

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It’s March Break! The Hook MUST Be Busy, Right?

Wrong. So, so wrong.  I have found myself afflicted with a case of the “more-of-the-sames”, a terminal one at that. Between hordes of young adults – in the loosest sense of the word – and modern-day nuclear families, the crowd … Continue reading

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“March Break”? Yeah, Right.

RANDOM GUEST: Could I have one of those cart things, or do you have to take it? THE HOOK: Did we take your bags in for you sir? RANDOM GUEST: Why yes, you did. THE HOOK: Then we’ll take you … Continue reading

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