Tag Archives: Le Clown

No Apologies; This is Simply How My Mind Works.

THE HOOK:  (Upon casting my eyes on our new lobby furniture – positioned directly across from the front desk – for the first time.)  Four loveseats and a ginormous ottoman?  Howe long before those are drenched in twenty-dollar Starbucks lattes … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 82 Comments

“Thank You” Will Never Be Enough, But It’s All I Can Afford on a Bellman’s Salary.

My daughter loves Discoms; she can’t get enough of them. (“Discoms” is a registered trademark of Hook Inc. At least it would be, if I knew how to register such things. Either way, feel free to use the term, but … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 80 Comments

Le Clown Needs Your Help, The Hook Would Like Your Attention, And The Ironic Mom Wants Your Cash!

The blogger/demigod known far and wide as Le Clown is many things. He is…. The Chosen One in the eyes of the overlords who command the WordPress platform. A man (until I can prove otherwise), father, husband, and activist. Wildly … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 50 Comments

The Legend of Le Clown.

Yesterday’s attempt at pimping out Becca went so well I decided to devote a little more time and energy to my blogging buds. Enjoy. I was recently confronted with a cold, hard truth, friends and it has thrown my world … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 59 Comments

How To Wake Your Child On A Weekday…

Author’s note: It’s Monday. If you were expecting a clever title, you’re out of luck… FACT#1: Children love to sleep, not nearly as much as we’d like them to, and never when we desire, but they love to sleep nonetheless. … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 95 Comments