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Definitely Cry Over Expired Milk – With Becca Cord. (“Or How I Blog On A Saturday”, by The Hook)

Posted on 2013/03/30 by

If you don’t know who Becca is by now, then you should stop reading this right now, take a deep, cleansing breath and re-evaluate your entire existence, because you’re doing something wrong, my friend. Becca is THE MAN. Period. Except, … Continue reading →

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And So It Begins…

Posted on 2013/03/09 by

My day began as it always does: I stepped over the threshold of concrete and glass and pledged my allegiance to the Niagara Falls hospitality industry. For nine Earthly hours to be precise, although it should be noted that time … Continue reading →

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An Elevator Ride With The Hook…

Posted on 2012/05/30 by

You never know what you’ll overhear… A prototypical middle-aged couple recently decided an elevator – filled with departing guests – was the perfect place to discuss their child’s artistic leanings: BEWILDERED DAD: I just don’t get it, (long sigh) what’s … Continue reading →

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“This Is Totally Going In My Blog!”

Posted on 2011/10/26 by

Yes, I know Neal Patrick Harris uttered these words first, but they’ve become the mantra of bloggers everywhere, so NPH will have to excuse their usage here. Besides, let him sue me: you can’t get blood from a stone. At any rate, … Continue reading →

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On Any Given Sunday….

Posted on 2011/10/17 by

The Hook will encounter… HORRIBLY MISMATCHED COUPLES - She’s usually hot, he’s a genetic anomaly. JAPANESE TOUR GUIDES ON CRACK – They’re not human, and not in a cool way either! GUESTS THAT CALL THE BELL DESK FOR THEIR CAR – … Continue reading →

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It’s Not All About Rude Guests And Bad Tips….

Posted on 2011/10/11 by

It was a slow weekend for cinema, so my daughter – Glee Girl –  and I decided to contribute to Hugh Jackman’s fortunes and purchase two tickets for Real Steel. Finished laughing and groaning yet? This is a “popcorn flick”, pure … Continue reading →

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Sunday, Bloody Sunday, Labour Day Hi-Jinks and New Comics!

Posted on 2011/09/11 by

SUNDAY: As per usual, the day started quiet, but nutty, with four consecutive people approaching the Bell Desk and pleading “May I borrow a cart?” Of course, you have to answer politely and explain the whole “Full Service” concept to people … Continue reading →

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The French, Rabid Children, and Psychic Bellmen!

Posted on 2011/08/24 by

MONDAY: Another day off for The Hook! This is becoming a habit. TUESDAY: I approach a high-end rental truck and the doorman quickly pulls me aside to inform me of the fact I was about to serve what could be the … Continue reading →

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Why Do We Travel?

Posted on 2011/08/16 by

It’s a valid question, especially when you consider the current economic climate and the storm clouds that are quickly converging on North America. Most people can’t even afford to put mouldy bread on their table, yet they’re willing to whip out … Continue reading →

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Kids: Can’t Live With ‘em…Can’t Shoot ‘em!

Posted on 2011/08/09 by

It’s true – they actually frown upon that sort of thing in some places. Of course, those people have never worked with The Hook. Recently, this petite six-year-old threw a tantrum on the valet deck and kicked her Hannah Montana suitcase … Continue reading →

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