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A Typical Call On A Typical Day.

(Well “typical” in my world, that is.) He had the motive: His years were advanced, but the fire still burned. He had the opportunity: Specifically, a nimble young strawberry blonde minx splayed across a hotel couch, her nubile young body … Continue reading

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31 Things No One Ever Told You About Being A Bellman.

The icy, unfeeling, unrelenting grip of wintertide has tested my soul as it never has before, numbing my fingers and freezing my mind’s processes in place for moments that stretch to hours. However, hope springs everlasting. It certainly doesn’t feel … Continue reading

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The Stillness Before The Blast of Human Suffering.

Because “The calm Before the Storm” just wasn’t going to cut it. 7:31 am:  The lobby is still and void of travelers, but the lifeless tones of Muzak fills the cold Canadian March air that fills my lungs and the … Continue reading

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My Feelings on Deconstructionists and an Excerpt From Book Two.

Hello, I’m The Hook and this is what’s on my mind at the moment. Ironically, there is very little occurring between my ears at the moment. My synapses are frozen solid by the frigid Canadian winter that has blasted its … Continue reading

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The Day of the Doctor, The Brady Bunch: 2013, and the Power of the Falls in my “Basement.”

Hold onto your hats, folks… this is an actual bellman post. I know its been sometime since I’ve regaled you with tales of travellers run amok, but I’ve been busy. Even now, I should be working on Book Two of … Continue reading

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This Post Meets All The Buyer’s Requests And Was Completed On Time.

Disclaimer:  I am neither handy nor handsome. However, as inept as I am with a tool – with one exception, of course – I understand the importance of following a code of honor. Where am I going with this, you … Continue reading

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I Was Going To Call This One “Someone, Please Kill Me”, But Someone Would Have Panicked.

(At least, I hope they would have.) TEN REASONS WHY MY DAY HAS BEEN A TOTAL TRAIN WRECK. And I don’t mean a Robin Thicke VMA performance wreck, I mean a true “locomotive completely off the rails in an orgy … Continue reading

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