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Five Minutes of My Life.

Experiment time, kids! Here is a brief snippet of my day, written before the first call of my shift. And nothing more. Shall we begin? So, despite my best efforts to the contrary, Sunday is here. Again. At the moment, … Continue reading

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For Ann. (And Everyone Else, I Guess.)

Halloween 2014 was a major blow-out, both personally (VampireLover informed me we received four trick-or-treaters this year) and professionally. (My gratuities were truly scary, kids.) The Halloween from Hell fell on a Friday and Saturday was equally dismal at the hotel, … Continue reading

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A Little Pulp Non-Fiction, Anyone?

As promised, here is a little clarification. Happy Monday, kids! Imagine all of humanity’s sensuality, lust, raw sexuality, rage, passion and power funneled into a single source and made manifest in one female form. Our paths crossed on the valet … Continue reading

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This is What Happens When You Pick Up The Phone On Your “Day Off”…

This has been my morning so far… 1)  I read the following headline from our favorite jurnalist, Ned Hickson: This Just In… and snickered like a little girl, I mean, boy. 2)  Encountered a hooker who really wasn’t a hooker … Continue reading

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An Update and A Hooker That Looks Like Charo.

I’ll wait while you all Google “Charo”… Done? Good. Let’s move on, shall we? The State of My World: 1)  It’s bus season – which, contrary to popular belief, isn’t a period of time during which bellmen are permitted to … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts From A Weary Bellman.

It’s early morning here in God’s favorite reservoir, Niagara Falls, and the hotel lobby is as desolate as Kris Jenner’s soul. Bu that’s going to change soon. In an instant, the lobby will be filled with travelers, bus passengers, overweight … Continue reading

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Tolkien Had WW1… I Have Hookers.

I’ve certainly not been at a loss for words – or tweets – since I’ve returned from my self-imposed (sorta) exile… even during those dreaded moments of downtime. The day isn't a total loss after all; just spotted two hookers … Continue reading

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