Tag Archives: Hookers

My Crazy Bellman Life: Myths and Facts.

Posted on 2013/06/02 by

FACT:  Millions of souls have passed through my lobby over the years, each of them distinct and separate from the whole of humanity in their own way. MYTH:  Beyond familial, social or employment bonds, each of these individuals has no real connection … Continue reading →

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Because Everyone Else Will Wait Until Tomorrow…

Posted on 2013/05/11 by

Well, it’s that time of year again, the time to honor those who survived hours of agonizing labor pains to bring all of us into this wild and wonderful world. I both love and dread this time of year with … Continue reading →

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A Look Back At The 80s: Hook Style!

Posted on 2013/05/02 by

BEFORE WE BEGIN, TWO FUN FACTS:  #1.  Someone in the hotel ordered an 18-year-old Wednesday Addams look-alike hooker at 6:30 a.m. this morning. (She left – sans smile and dignity – by 7:21 a.m.) Talk about your breakfast of champions. … Continue reading →

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Black Box Warnings, Charlie Sheen Wannabes, and An Incredible Comic Con Announcement.

Posted on 2013/02/15 by

Before we begin, click here and you’ll be directed to Black Box Warnings, a safe haven where bloggers can share another side of themselves, free of the restrictions of their individual blogs. It’s my turn today. If you’d like to … Continue reading →

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Things I Saw in Fifteen Minutes…

Posted on 2012/11/23 by

THE PERILS OF GIVING SENIORS ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY… Watching a sweet old lady try to operate a cellphone is painful enough, but having to listen as she SCREAMS into said phone is a whole new level of terror. THE HOOK: … Continue reading →

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The Hook on…. Hookers!

Posted on 2012/02/09 by

To clarify, The Hook has never actually been “on” a hooker. Truthfully, even if I was single I wouldn’t have that kind of money. It’s a quiet Saturday but hookers have been on the collective tongue of the hotel – so … Continue reading →

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On Any Given Sunday….

Posted on 2011/10/17 by

The Hook will encounter… HORRIBLY MISMATCHED COUPLES - She’s usually hot, he’s a genetic anomaly. JAPANESE TOUR GUIDES ON CRACK – They’re not human, and not in a cool way either! GUESTS THAT CALL THE BELL DESK FOR THEIR CAR – … Continue reading →

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Fun With Guests And Hookers.

Posted on 2011/03/25 by

A goofy-looking guest in his mid-twenties, (think Screech with half decent clothes and glasses!) approaches the Bell Desk. Fortunately, The Hook is working! RANDOM YOUNG HORNY GUEST: Hey guy, my buddy and I waiting for some girls. We’ll be in … Continue reading →

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