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Well, I’m no Detective William Murdoch of the Toronto Constabulary, but…

I do all right. To begin with, it has to be stated for the record that I’m one lucky son of a bitch. It certainly doesn’t feel that way, but its true. As a bellman I’m in a unique position … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part Two, The Motherlovin’ Sequel.

Where were we? Buzzing bags, group sex (sorta), simultaneous orgasms, well-timed Hook humor… Oh yeah, I got it. CLICK HERE, PEOPLE! All caught up? Good. Let’s continue, shall we? The gals had their room assignment and keys already, so we … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part One.

In the beginning, when the world was young and free of the scourge of Kris Jenner’s progeny,  a traveler was pretty much on his/her own when it came to answering questions such as: “Where can I find the best trees … Continue reading

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Apparently Pillow Talk is Overrated These Days…

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned; we’ve all heard that warning, right? They’ve been saying it for centuries. So why is it, in the year 2012, so many young horny idiots are still choosing to ignore … Continue reading

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