Tag Archives: Benjamin Wallace

A Slice of My Life and my Visit to DWH.

Posted on 2013/01/31 by

THE HOOK: I’m heading out to do a few things after I drop Sarah off for her exams. VAMPIRELOVER: (The wife, for the uninitiated) And just where do you think you’re going? It’s your day off; you know we have … Continue reading →

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The Hook Hangs With A Dumb White Husband. UPDATED!

Posted on 2012/12/22 by

Although I now have two years of blogging experience under my weathered bellman’s belt, I have always been a stranger in a strange land when it comes to guest blogging. Until now. My first guest post is up at Dumb … Continue reading →

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What Every Bellman Needs For Christmas…

Posted on 2012/12/19 by

Yes, I have indeed used the word “Christmas”. There has been a great deal of controversy on this side of the border over its use, but as I’ve said before, my blog, my rules. Let’s get to it, shall we? … Continue reading →

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This Could Only Happen To Me…

Posted on 2012/12/12 by

Some bloggers, like Jenny “The Bloggess” Lawson have a devoted following that shower her with gifts. What do I get? Well read on and you’ll see… So I’m taking a break from five hours of doing… well, nothing, quite frankly, … Continue reading →

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The Hook Weighs In…

Posted on 2012/12/10 by

A recent 20/20 report ( “True Confessions: Hotel Horrors.” I love their flair for understatement)  extolled the virtues of outwitting the hotel service industry by employing a series of “tips” provided by a ten-year veteran of the industry.  Some of … Continue reading →

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Ten Things I Learned From Crashed Ice.

Posted on 2012/12/05 by

Yes, the spectacle has ended – although dismantling the course and cleaning up is another matter entirely -  but the wisdom gained endures. Here are some nuggets of wisdom I’ve managed to gather from the entire Red Bull Crashed Ice … Continue reading →

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Lies Tourists Have Told Me.

Posted on 2012/12/01 by

Dear Chelsea Handler: If you’re thinking of suing, let me caution you, I’m not exactly financially solvent. Seriously, I’m broke. You’ll have to look for booze money elsewhere. Where were we? Oh yeah. Tourists lie, plain and simple. They assume … Continue reading →

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The Hook is Going To Crash…

Posted on 2012/11/26 by

But hopefully I won’t burn… It’s Monday, I’m tired, the hotel is dead, and my “other career” is still stick in neutral and I have no idea what the heck I’m going to write about… So here’s the lowdown on … Continue reading →

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Things I Saw in Fifteen Minutes…

Posted on 2012/11/23 by

THE PERILS OF GIVING SENIORS ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY… Watching a sweet old lady try to operate a cellphone is painful enough, but having to listen as she SCREAMS into said phone is a whole new level of terror. THE HOOK: … Continue reading →

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Apparently Pillow Talk is Overrated These Days…

Posted on 2012/11/21 by

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned; we’ve all heard that warning, right? They’ve been saying it for centuries. So why is it, in the year 2012, so many young horny idiots are still choosing to ignore … Continue reading →

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