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Five Minutes of My Life.

Experiment time, kids! Here is a brief snippet of my day, written before the first call of my shift. And nothing more. Shall we begin? So, despite my best efforts to the contrary, Sunday is here. Again. At the moment, … Continue reading

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Happy Halloween… You Maniacs.

Well, it’s that time of year again. The walls between worlds have grown weak, allowing all manner of darkness – and dark things – to walk this dimension. But you know what’s really scary to a bellman, kids? I’ve been … Continue reading

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Saturday Morning Shenanigans With The Hook.

The request appeared simple enough when the hotel’s switchboard operator conveyed it over the crackling line. “Go to Room X, pick up a package and deliver it to Room Y.” Of course, as you already know full well… NOTHING is … Continue reading

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31 Things No One Ever Told You About Being A Bellman.

The icy, unfeeling, unrelenting grip of wintertide has tested my soul as it never has before, numbing my fingers and freezing my mind’s processes in place for moments that stretch to hours. However, hope springs everlasting. It certainly doesn’t feel … Continue reading

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This Post Meets All The Buyer’s Requests And Was Completed On Time.

Disclaimer:  I am neither handy nor handsome. However, as inept as I am with a tool – with one exception, of course – I understand the importance of following a code of honor. Where am I going with this, you … Continue reading

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Mondays Are Truly Special…

I’m no astrologer, but I’m pretty sure the cosmos is out of whack. Either that or The Big Guy is on vacation and a Kardashian is at the controls. Right about now you’re thinking, “What are you on about this … Continue reading

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The Past is Behind Us. The Future is Out of Reach. So Live for Today.

What a difference twenty-four hours makes. The post you’re about to read was written a day ago, and in that time the wife and myself have visited a medical professional who has cut through the uncertainty and fear that has been the … Continue reading

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