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31 Things No One Ever Told You About Being A Bellman.

The icy, unfeeling, unrelenting grip of wintertide has tested my soul as it never has before, numbing my fingers and freezing my mind’s processes in place for moments that stretch to hours. However, hope springs everlasting. It certainly doesn’t feel … Continue reading

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This Post Meets All The Buyer’s Requests And Was Completed On Time.

Disclaimer:  I am neither handy nor handsome. However, as inept as I am with a tool – with one exception, of course – I understand the importance of following a code of honor. Where am I going with this, you … Continue reading

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Mondays Are Truly Special…

I’m no astrologer, but I’m pretty sure the cosmos is out of whack. Either that or The Big Guy is on vacation and a Kardashian is at the controls. Right about now you’re thinking, “What are you on about this … Continue reading

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The Past is Behind Us. The Future is Out of Reach. So Live for Today.

What a difference twenty-four hours makes. The post you’re about to read was written a day ago, and in that time the wife and myself have visited a medical professional who has cut through the uncertainty and fear that has been the … Continue reading

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This is Only A Test…

This is a snapshot of my life as it stands today. In one sentence intervals. I hope that’s all right. The winter has burned off – finally; let the anything-but-lazy days of summer begin. Corporate drones, gathered for a golf … Continue reading

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My Crazy Bellman Life: Myths and Facts.

FACT:  Millions of souls have passed through my lobby over the years, each of them distinct and separate from the whole of humanity in their own way. MYTH:  Beyond familial, social or employment bonds, each of these individuals has no real connection … Continue reading

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A Tale Of Two Calls.

CALL #1: A RICH MAN. He had a watch that didn’t come from a case of beer. His car wasn’t a standard issue domestic unit mini-van or a middle-class SUV advertised in commercials featuring shiny, happy people cruising leisurely down … Continue reading

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