Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

Happy Halloween… You Maniacs.

Well, it’s that time of year again. The walls between worlds have grown weak, allowing all manner of darkness – and dark things – to walk this dimension. But you know what’s really scary to a bellman, kids? I’ve been … Continue reading

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A Little Pulp Non-Fiction, Anyone?

As promised, here is a little clarification. Happy Monday, kids! Imagine all of humanity’s sensuality, lust, raw sexuality, rage, passion and power funneled into a single source and made manifest in one female form. Our paths crossed on the valet … Continue reading

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Saturday Morning Shenanigans With The Hook.

The request appeared simple enough when the hotel’s switchboard operator conveyed it over the crackling line. “Go to Room X, pick up a package and deliver it to Room Y.” Of course, as you already know full well… NOTHING is … Continue reading

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This is What Happens When You Pick Up The Phone On Your “Day Off”…

This has been my morning so far… 1)  I read the following headline from our favorite jurnalist, Ned Hickson: This Just In… and snickered like a little girl, I mean, boy. 2)  Encountered a hooker who really wasn’t a hooker … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part Two, The Motherlovin’ Sequel.

Where were we? Buzzing bags, group sex (sorta), simultaneous orgasms, well-timed Hook humor… Oh yeah, I got it. CLICK HERE, PEOPLE! All caught up? Good. Let’s continue, shall we? The gals had their room assignment and keys already, so we … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part One.

In the beginning, when the world was young and free of the scourge of Kris Jenner’s progeny,  a traveler was pretty much on his/her own when it came to answering questions such as: “Where can I find the best trees … Continue reading

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For Your Pleasure: A Quick Glimpse Inside My Marriage.

This is a day of rest for many – including yours truly for once – so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. A Typical Day In The Hook Household VAMPIRELOVER:  (Catching an unwanted glimpse of her beloved as … Continue reading

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