Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

This is What Happens When You Pick Up The Phone On Your “Day Off”…

This has been my morning so far… 1)  I read the following headline from our favorite jurnalist, Ned Hickson: This Just In… and snickered like a little girl, I mean, boy. 2)  Encountered a hooker who really wasn’t a hooker … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part Two, The Motherlovin’ Sequel.

Where were we? Buzzing bags, group sex (sorta), simultaneous orgasms, well-timed Hook humor… Oh yeah, I got it. CLICK HERE, PEOPLE! All caught up? Good. Let’s continue, shall we? The gals had their room assignment and keys already, so we … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part One.

In the beginning, when the world was young and free of the scourge of Kris Jenner’s progeny,  a traveler was pretty much on his/her own when it came to answering questions such as: “Where can I find the best trees … Continue reading

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For Your Pleasure: A Quick Glimpse Inside My Marriage.

This is a day of rest for many – including yours truly for once – so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. A Typical Day In The Hook Household VAMPIRELOVER:  (Catching an unwanted glimpse of her beloved as … Continue reading

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Some Laughs And A Call To Arms.

One of the best things about blogging – besides the fame and fortune and the opportunity to pester Ned Hickson – is the sense of community bloggers feel towards one another. Here on WordPress, I’m not just a bellman with … Continue reading

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An Update and A Hooker That Looks Like Charo.

I’ll wait while you all Google “Charo”… Done? Good. Let’s move on, shall we? The State of My World: 1)  It’s bus season – which, contrary to popular belief, isn’t a period of time during which bellmen are permitted to … Continue reading

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The Hook Finally Returns.

I’m back in uniform… but up until now, I haven’t really felt like I’ve truly returned to the typical, run-of-the-mill, everyday, atypical, out-of-the-ordinary life that I live between the hotel’s walls. Did that sentence make you dizzy? Good. That’s merely … Continue reading

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