Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

Happy Holidays… You Filthy Animals.

Well, the holidays are upon us, a time for sharing, caring and plenty of travel tales from yours truly. Unfortunately, I’ve been distracted writing, editing and obsessing over Book Two, serving travelers to my fair city and oh yeah, being … Continue reading

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How To Travel With Kids During The Holidays – Without Killing Them.

HOOK’S NOTE:  I figured I’d keep the title simple, seeing as parents always seem to have a million thoughts running through their heads at any given time. Moving on… I’m no travel expert like Sarah Pittard and I’m not what … Continue reading

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Biggest measure of success as a writer? When you can use it to help others

Originally posted on Ned's Blog:
Welcome to this week’s edition of Ned’s Nickel’s Worth on Writing, when I take the cumulative wisdom gained through 16 years as a columnist and, just like the unexpected arrival of a holiday fruitcake,…

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Saturday In A Nutshell.

Well, it’s Sunday. Again. And I’m knackered. Again. That about covers events in my world at the moment. See ya. Still here? Boy, you’re a trooper, aren’t you? All right fine, here we go… My Saturday in a Nutshell It … Continue reading

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NEVER A Dull Moment In My World…

My apologies for the unoriginal title, friends. I know I’ve said it before – and I’ll say it again, count on it – but it bears mentioning frequently. JOE:  (A senior valet driver whose youthful exuberance is refreshing.)  Look what … Continue reading

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Ten-Hut! There’s an Inspection Today, So Straighten Up And Fly Right, Maggots!

There’s an inspector from Head Office (a term that shouldn’t make me giggle so much, but it does), in the hotel today and so, as anyone with a modicum of familiarity with the inner workings of bureaucratic thinking knows, all … Continue reading

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Well, I’m no Detective William Murdoch of the Toronto Constabulary, but…

I do all right. To begin with, it has to be stated for the record that I’m one lucky son of a bitch. It certainly doesn’t feel that way, but its true. As a bellman I’m in a unique position … Continue reading

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