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What My Eyes Have Seen: Sunday Morning Edition.
A weary midnight bellman, his mind and body aching from the burn of the midnight oil. Unbalanced, drunken females, giddy with exhaustion, their words slurred and their minds a cyclone of foggy memories best left unexplored. An overzealous traveler pacing … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged blue Solo cups, midnight bellman, midnight oil, Solo cups, Sunday mornings, third shift
44 Comments
Please Help Find Nichole
Reblogged from drinkswellwithothers: I’m putting the funny on hold after seeing this on Guapola’s blog. He reblogged on a post about a missing little girl, and I’m following suit. Pass it on, keep your eyes open, and let’s find her. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
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The Wisdom of Hook, Observations, ‘Cons and Plugs.
The majority of my guest interactions are limited to the standard formula: I load-up/drop-off the luggage, hopefully receive a tip, answer a question or two and move on. However, on those rare occasions that I share a small piece of … Continue reading
A Reblog You Won’t Soon Forget: The First Time
I’m going to skip the clever intro and cut to the heart of the matter: You need to read this: The First Time. When I got home from work, my puppy Porter was in the window wagging his big fluffy … Continue reading
Plugs, Packing Tips and Status Reports.
It’s Monday. There are still remnants of the cheerleading horde present in the hotel, some of whom are rolling, tumbling, screaming and frolicking in the halls and lobby. I have decided I am not pro-frolicking and never will be. I have seen … Continue reading
Fifteen Minutes With The Hook.
As I write this, my friends, it is 6:45 in the a.m. in Niagara Falls. The wind is howling through the tunnel that runs along the hotel’s valet deck. In the lobby, a group of middle-aged men and women natter … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged cheerleaders, corporate types, Jack Frost, Sunday, the human condition
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Because Everyone Else Will Wait Until Tomorrow…
Well, it’s that time of year again, the time to honor those who survived hours of agonizing labor pains to bring all of us into this wild and wonderful world. I both love and dread this time of year with … Continue reading
The Hook’s Field Guide To Hotel Guests.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I had something else planned for today, but once again Fate has thrown a monkey-wrench into the works. The post you are about to read originally appeared on the NiagaraHub site on May 8 and apparently it has … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, NiagaraHub, Old Man Winter, summer, summer travelers, The Hook, travel, travellers, winter
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Two Guest Posts For The Price of One!
Hello there, humans, this is The Hook’s favorite four-legged dependent, Chelsea. My “master” (in my experience it’s wise to humor the big guy every once in awhile.), has had one heck of a day off which I’m sure he’ll be … Continue reading
Reflections On The Human Condition And An Ironic Plug.
FRIDAY, MAY 3, 2013, 2:30 p.m.: A beautiful blonde in her twenties checks in: her appearance is a billboard for every high-end clothing, make-up and handbag manufacturer in North America. Her hair is perfectly styled and spring-loaded into a bun. … Continue reading
