Author Archives: The Hook

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.

Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part Two, The Motherlovin’ Sequel.

Where were we? Buzzing bags, group sex (sorta), simultaneous orgasms, well-timed Hook humor… Oh yeah, I got it. CLICK HERE, PEOPLE! All caught up? Good. Let’s continue, shall we? The gals had their room assignment and keys already, so we … Continue reading

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Two Morally Bankrupt Girls: Part One.

In the beginning, when the world was young and free of the scourge of Kris Jenner’s progeny,  a traveler was pretty much on his/her own when it came to answering questions such as: “Where can I find the best trees … Continue reading

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For Your Pleasure: A Quick Glimpse Inside My Marriage.

This is a day of rest for many – including yours truly for once – so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. A Typical Day In The Hook Household VAMPIRELOVER:  (Catching an unwanted glimpse of her beloved as … Continue reading

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Some Laughs And A Call To Arms.

One of the best things about blogging – besides the fame and fortune and the opportunity to pester Ned Hickson – is the sense of community bloggers feel towards one another. Here on WordPress, I’m not just a bellman with … Continue reading

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An Update and A Hooker That Looks Like Charo.

I’ll wait while you all Google “Charo”… Done? Good. Let’s move on, shall we? The State of My World: 1)  It’s bus season – which, contrary to popular belief, isn’t a period of time during which bellmen are permitted to … Continue reading

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The Hook Finally Returns.

I’m back in uniform… but up until now, I haven’t really felt like I’ve truly returned to the typical, run-of-the-mill, everyday, atypical, out-of-the-ordinary life that I live between the hotel’s walls. Did that sentence make you dizzy? Good. That’s merely … Continue reading

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At Home With The Hooks…

After a brutally long day consisting of collecting, tagging, sorting and delivering 241 rooms worth of banker luggage, nothing beats relaxing at home with the wife in bed while watching television. Of course, in my world, “relaxing at home with … Continue reading

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