A Brief Look Behind The Curtain That Separates My Two Worlds.

There are two worlds in my universe. In one, I’m the world’s only blogging bellman, The Hook, and in the other I am plain ole Robert Hookey.

One may seem pedestrian compared to the other, but trust me, they’re equally nutty at times. Take this morning – 3:40 am, to be precise – for example: The mechanical drone of a mini-bus on our street awoke the wife and I from a much-deserved slumber. After assessing the situation and bitching accordingly, our individual reactions varied wildly. 

THE HOOK:  Well, we’re up… wanna do it?

VAMPIRELOVER:   Are you crazy? I’ll probably throw up on you!

THE HOOK:  I gotta tell you, that’s not a deal-breaker for me.

VAMPIRELOVER:  Go back to sleep before I get the frying pan.

This has been fun, we should do this again. Of course, once the wife reads this, we probably won’t.

See you in the lobby – and not my bedroom – kids…

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.
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47 Responses to A Brief Look Behind The Curtain That Separates My Two Worlds.

  1. jaklumen says:

    Interesting. But I’m not sure I caught the joke– why is your wife a vampire lover? Night owl and sleeps long during the day? I must have missed several memos…

  2. Nothing like a mechanical drone to get some people revved up.

  3. Anthony says:

    I will have to agree, if the wife reads this, ain`t no nooky for The Hook :-)

  4. Paul says:

    I think Anthony has it nailed – no nooky for the Hooky.

  5. I’m sure there are people out there somewhere who get turned on by vomit showers….

  6. I feel for you but now I’m blushing. Hope your wife doesn’t read this post. :-)

  7. 1jaded1 says:

    Ha. No nooky for Hookey. Can’t top that. Hope your wife is feeling better.

  8. 2 things, my friend: Ear pieces and meditation! ;-)

  9. Well if Hooky doesn’t get nooky at least he did’t get the frying pan…

  10. To have had that conversation I think Vampirelover has a terrific sense of humour. I think she would only been pissed off if Hookey got his nookey and then blogged about it.

  11. List of X says:

    I used to think of relationship between Robert and the Hook as something like Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde, but it appears as though the lines are getting blurred…

  12. Twindaddy says:

    It was definitely worth a shot.

  13. renxkyoko says:

    Ugh, not in the morning, Mr. Hook. Morning breath, y’know. No wonder dear wifety said she might throw up, he he he.

  14. Sofia says:

    “See you in the lobby – and not my bedroom – kids…”
    Hehehehe ok see you in the lobby. :-)
    I love that you at least tried… Keep on trying one day you might get lucky.

    As for the vomit… One time, by accident, I ran across a porn video that had that. A sexy (very) girl throwing up after a certain oral act… I am always amazed at what the internet has to offer…
    There us truly something for everybody. :-)
    xox

  15. Jennifer says:

    Haha, I’d be taking the offer, weird middle of the night nooky is always good.

  16. maurnas says:

    Vomit isn’t a deal breaker for me either. Not if I get sex out of it.

  17. That was totes adorbs <3 Thanks for sharing it! :)

  18. What is it with you men and the morning?? No……just No! Morning breath and smushed hair and, and, and….just no! I would think Jackie as an awesome sense of humor since she is married to you!! I’m thinkin she is one special lady! :-)

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  20. curvyroads says:

    Haha, the hubs and I had a middle of the night session just a week or so ago! Slept like babies the rest of the night…and I disagree, the morning is good too! :-)

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