MY DAUGHTER, SARAH: Hey, Dad, I think we should get a cat!
THE HOOK: (Ever the parental killjoy.) You’re allergic, sweetie.
SARAH: We should get a hairless cat!
You can’t keep a good kid down.
THE HOOK: They’re scary beyond belief, hon.
And so Sarah did some thinking. And planning. Until finally, a breakthrough.
SARAH: I’ve got it! We’ll roll a hairless cat in egg yolk and bread it.
THE HOOK: Kentucky fried kitty cat?
SARAH: Or we could use feathers or fur donated by the dog. Chelsea won’t mind, I’m sure. It’s a work in progress. Hey, you should put this on the blog!
Chelsea here folks. Not only am I in favor of Kentucky Fried Cats, I think we should expand the concept to include bacon-wrapped squirrels. The possibilities are endless…
Have a happy Monday, humans.