A BRIEF JOKE FROM THE HOOK
VACATIONING ZOMBIE: (Chuckling like a fat guy, which he was.) I’d love to tip you, Boss, but I don’t believe in tipping!
THE HOOK: Well, some people don’t believe in the female orgasm, sir, but that doesn’t nullify its existence.
THE LONG-SUFFERING WIFE: He’ll never believe in that, trust me!
And so, as the Vacationing Zombie reeled from the double shot of burn, his wife tipped me a twenty.
I love a happy ending.
My life is a swirling vortex of chaos right now.
Normally I would share the details of my personal struggles with the many challenges Fate has seen fit to place in my path, but the truth is, I’m simply not up to the task. I’m not ill or suffering marital strife, I simply need a few days to be Robert Hookey rather than The Hook.
And so Miss Four Eyes has offered to lend a hand, or rather a post. Of course, she has no idea she did this, but her subconscious contacted me telepathically and said, “Post this!”
It also said, “I’m naked, bitch!”.
But that’s another story altogether…
Enjoy this guest post by my blogging partner and I’ll see you in a few days, gang.
Baby Making Machine
I didn’t realize I was a woman until college.
What I mean is, I knew, of course. But it didn’t hit me that there was a major difference between being a man or a woman until someone pointed it out in college. I’d heard mothers say that they wished their daughters had more female role models to look up to. I always wondered as a kid what that meant. I didn’t feel like I had been deprived of anything. I looked up to people like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, they were my heroes. It didn’t matter that none of these people were women. I didn’t see a difference. They were people and I was just another person. We were the same with one difference, they were successful and I aspired to be.
What’s the difference?
This a brief, but powerful post that demonstrates how deep a prank can cut when implemented by a douchebag. Miss Four Eyes is one of my faves and she exposes her vulnerabilities with this one, but in this case, the results are gold.
See you soon, folks. Be well.