A goofy-looking guest in his mid-twenties, (think Screech with half decent clothes and glasses!) approaches the Bell Desk. Fortunately, The Hook is working!
RANDOM YOUNG HORNY GUEST: Hey guy, my buddy and I waiting for some girls. We’ll be in the bar, can you let us know when they get here?
THE HOOK: Certainly sir, what do the lucky young ladies look like? (I’ve discovered you can mask sarcasm if you speak quickly and in a strong voice!)
RYHG: Uhh, I don’t know.
THE HOOK: While I am good at my job sir, I’m afraid I’m going to need more than that…
RYHG: Well, we’re paying them…
THE HOOK: Gotcha!
When you’ve worked in a hotel long enough you develop heightened senses that allow you to identify a person’s occupation by their appearance. Off-duty cops have a worn down look in their eyes, teachers and principals wear cheap business attire and look REALLY miserable.
Hookers look confused, (At least until they spot the john in question, then the call-girl smile takes over!) and are dressed slutty, but not so much they look like they belong on the street. Sure enough, two young, petite blonds soon show up, dressed like school-girls who have changed their parental-approved clothes in the washroom before class!
Off they go for the night. The young guests in question seemed to forget the fact you don’t need to take a hooker on a date to get lucky! Nonetheless, the same guys approach The Hook the next night in a very good mood. Obviously.
RYHG: Hey guy! Those girls from last night really liked us!
THE HOOK: I wouldn’t have expected anything less, sir.
RYHG: I know, we’re nice guys, right?
THE HOOK: Sure, sir. That’s it exactly.
RYHG: You know how I know they really liked us?
THE HOOK: I have a feeling I’m about to find out…
RYHG: They’re going back out with us tonight. For free! (He was almost squealing like a school-girl, I swear!)
Obviously the hookers in question knew they could milk these guys even further by cutting out their pimp/agency and taking them out on their own. Or, the Universe is just crazy enough to have paired these two horny schmucks with two hookers with hearts of gold.
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